DOTS - Wheels maketh the car (also, tiny rant)

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/17/2016 at 11:51 • Filed to: None

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some simple wheels on an everyday commuter, I feel like the car was transformed.

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and now, I make with the ranting. my calipers need a little love and attention. so I indeed to remove them. for this I desire hose/line clamps. everywhere, literally everywhere appears to sell this convenient 3 pack. you know what though, my car has FOUR lines to clamp! grrrr mondays.

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so, any alternatives for clamping a brake line whilst the caliper is off the car? or suggestions for where to buy package or 4 clamps?


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 11:54

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Yeah, your car because of those wheels is now indistinguishable from a Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:04

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Now it looks more like a rally edition crap box as opposed to a boring crap box.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:04

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why do you need to clamp 4 lines? take one off, work on it, put it back on, move to the next one....one line to clamp


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:08

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Is that a hair tie holding the front bumper cover on?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
05/17/2016 at 12:11

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indeed, I believe it had illusions of racecar grandeur


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > bob and john
05/17/2016 at 12:13

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they have chipping paint and surface rust. so I’m stripping and repainting. or least intending to. and would like to do that all in one step.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:24

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Again with the DOTS - what the heck do you mean? The only slang reference I can find is “Dozens of Terrific Stamps.” Here are the others from acronym-finder:

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Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/17/2016 at 12:25

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Dizzle on the shizzle


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:29

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What exactly is that thing called? I see them all over the place.

EDIT: They are called bumper cover quick releases and they appear to be essentially some fancy bolts and a hair elastic.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/17/2016 at 12:30

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http://jalopnik.com/tag/down-on-th…

i.e. spotted vehicles out in the wild


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/17/2016 at 12:33

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Even in Coolio vernacular, that is wrong. The shizzle belongs on the dizzle, not the other way around.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
05/17/2016 at 12:34

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indeed, this is so.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/17/2016 at 12:35

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Hey I don’t make the acronyms I just repeat them on the interballs.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:37

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Got it. Thanks. I’ll try to remember that one.

I guess Spotted in the Garage would be SITG. That doesn’t seem right. Down in the Garage (DITG)? No, that’s doesn’t work well either. I’m at a loss here....


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > TheRealBicycleBuck
05/17/2016 at 12:38

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right, and this is really just spotted in a parking lot, SIAPL


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 12:54

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Back in the day Car-X used vice grips... and forgot to remove them from my rear break line.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > JustAnotherG6
05/17/2016 at 13:37

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err, dang


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 13:39

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And this is how I came to be the owner of a previously used set of vice grips.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > MonkeePuzzle
05/17/2016 at 16:16

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Those wheels actually like quite nice on that Accent! I have the same model Accent - an ‘09 Acent hatch, but mine is in Midnight Gray Metallic, so that darker steel blue-gray color.

I’ve got the original steelies and hubcaps for my winter rims, but my current summer rims are just a used set of old ‘98 Ford Escort rims (with custom ‘Hyundai’ 3D-printed center caps) that have seen better days....hoping I can find a better set of 4x100 rims for it soon! :)

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As she currently stands when the summers are mounted....this is before I had my latest set of caps printed/before I added the Oppo decal, so they aren’t in the pic.

Rims = so ‘90's.....lol